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1: Man, Joan and I were facetiming so late last night
2: What'd you talk about???
1: idk but we had such a good lava
a colorless, transparent, odorless liquid that forms the seas, lakes, rivers, and rain and is the basis of the fluids of living organisms.
person1: what are we doing in the desripton of lava?!
person2:.....
*both die*
Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.
"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."
A lava room is where you shit into a persons ass and mush it into them.
I just gave my girlfriend the old lava roll, as always it was painful for her.
1. The Highest COMPLIMENT Attainable;
2. Amplifier of FIVE VOLCANOES; like the Whipped Cream and Cherry topping on a favorite dessert / Icing on the cake.
3. A Heated Argument on the verge of becoming violent.
4. Vulgar: Orgasm; Ejaculation
They just fired Heckle and Jeckle - it's Spewin' LAVA up there!
An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.
The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.
This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".
That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!
Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?