consistent lay

A relationship status in which the parties involved have sexual intercourse on a regular basis, nothing more and nothing less.

Father. "Son, you should get out of the house and get a steady job."

Twixter son: "Dad, all I really need is a consistent lay."

Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."

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Laying track

When someone is laying down track to run to the finish line. Consist of flirting and making moves on someone help lead to a hook up or relationship.

Man I really wish we didn’t have to leave last night I was really laying track with Tim!

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The Guatanamo Lay

While nailing a girl from behind (either anal or traditional) simply place a black bag, which will not asphyxiate over the head of that person. Once done, you push the person into the bathroom, and dunk her head into the water.

I swear I heard a Taliban war cry from that bitch, so I gave her the Guatanamo Lay!

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lay low

ta tell someone ta bac tha fuc up, quit talkin shit

that mo fucka better lay low before i pop a cap in his ass

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Laying Low

Doesn't know where its at. A series of four paintings about animals that fuck shit up.

Laying low 2... Doesn't know where its at. Laying low three. Fuckin... Fuck shit up. And that's what we know.

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laying the balls

If one was to be "laying the balls" to a person, they would be having sexual intercourse, vigerously.

shit yo, I done layed the balls to that slut, Bung!

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Frito Lay

When a girl sits on your legs, and jerks you off as if it was her own cock. Cums on your body, you own semen (of course,) and then lays down on top of you creating a cum sandwich.

“Vicky gave Dani a ‘frito lay’ last night and she loved it more than a bag of corn chips.”

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