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A blogger whose blog exists only to brag about the wonderfully perfect parts of their life that they allow the world to see. A braggart, a bore, a major bs artist.
After my son flushed a stuffed toy down the toilet, I wasn't in the mood for that Christmas letter blogger's tales of her perfect life with her perfect children in her perfect house.
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the phrase \"same letters stall\" implies that two things are essentially the same. most often refers to two unrelated situations being similar.
billy:\"hey, remember when you caught your ex-wife in the tub with your brother?\"
timy:\"yeah... you and your girlfriend...?\"
billy:\"same letters stall\"
billy\'s use of the phrase suggests that, like timmy\'s ex-wife, billy\'s girlfriend has been caught having an affair with billy\'s brother, possibly also in a tub.
the origin of this phrase, is considered to be a line from the movie Detroit Rock City. the line is said by the preist who is the head of the bording school that the one main fellow gets sent to. after fed a pizza by the boys, which secretly had a hallucinagenic mushroom on it, the preist comes to the realization that the names Satan, and Santa, are anagrams of eachother. after making this discovery, the preist says outloud, \"santa...satan...same letters... same guy\"
this is also the origin of the typical response to the phrase \"same letters stall\" which is, \"same letters same guy\". this is normally said while shaking one\'s head in the positive.
billy:\"hey, remember when you caught your ex-wife in the tub with your brother?\"
timy:\"yeah... you and your girlfriend...?\"
billy:\"same letters stall\"
timmy:\"same letters same guy\"
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A letter sent to an ex, or if your crazy, someone your stalking, you jizz onto a letter and send it.
That chick was crazy, so i thought i would get even with her, so i sent her a Dear John letter, and she flipped her lid.
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what your Granny called getting your period.
Its Beryls red letter day
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A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.
Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.
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we just got a letter
we just got a letter
we just got a letter
wonder who its from