Mama Llama

A reaction to something that doesn't require a reaction, a filler word, a way of texting someone back when it is unnecessary.

"So the date you have to be there is tomorrow"
"Mama Llama".

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llama drama

Pre-bedtime drama carried out by a toddler or preschooler who is seeking any and all excuses to stay awake. Inspired by the children's bedtime story "Llama Llama Red Pajama".

I can't watch American Idol right now - Madison won't go to sleep. It's llama drama time.

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Cleaving the llama

Is an euphemism for the act of shaving one's own pubic hair.

Well, Dotty, after I get done cleaving the llama, we'll have sex.

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llama fool

the lowest of the lows

that nasty girl is a llama fool!

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Suddenly, llamas.

Because it's better than suddenly, potatoes.

It's meant to be used when people ramble on and on about nothing, esp. on facebook, kind of like TLDR. but I use it just for the hell of it. Llamas are pretty damn awesome.

*Steve and Bob arguing on facebook*

Bob: Well you're just a...wibgfijmicu himhcrthpihriijvgtbhnjngfghjsksihfoiuiuomhcgughcoiuoehgouhmgvhmyureohgyuwrehygrheeogvmoiureheogmrceuohehwogueiguiohfoiurejfi....dumbass!

Steve: Suddenly, llamas.

Bob: I hate you.

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Sassy Llama

Another term for a camel but is expressed in such a way that said camel is too sassy for generic term of camel thus being a sassy Llama. The Llama is very much like a camel which was ideal for the term of a sassy llama.

person 1:woah dude! did you see that sassy llama!
person 2: Dude! thats a camel!
person 1: No! its actually Tim from biology class!
person 2: What a sassy Llama...

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dolly llama

An inflatable partner (i.e. a blow-up doll) in the shape of a llama.

"Why is farmer Joe in such a good mood today?"

"He had a date with the dolly llama last night."

"Gross!"

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