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She tried to give me a lip lock, but I knew it was not safe.
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when one's jaw becomes locked from sucking penis for too long
boy: "wtf why did you stop i was about to burst?!"
girl: "i had locked jaw and couldnt continue"
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The practice of inserting a double ended dildo into the ass hole and pussy at the same time, forming a U shape.
We were at the bachelor's party and I U locked the stripper!
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(adj) The art of inserting a thumb into someones arse and bending it once inserted (preventing the other party from moving).
Boy I fucked that slapper hard. She nearly fell off it was that wet so i had to dog lock her.
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Lock jaw or tetanus(correct spelling lockjaw) is where your jaw locks in an open position due to your chewing muscles spasming. You can get it by a wound that gets infected with it.
I got bit by a dog and was afraid i met get lockjaw so i had to get a tetanus shot.
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A man who only dates women half his age because it gives him the illusion of youth
"Dude, you're like 40, and you're hitting on girls half your age. Get out of here, Oldie Locks"
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When somebody bites down on your penis and will not let go.
I'd rather be stranded out in Pontiac, than lock-jawed by some girl.
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