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When someone suddenly and rather clumsily goes in for a snog when they're drunk in a very obvious and not very attractive manner. This is also usually not appreciated by the person they're trying to snog
Last night he went for the drunken lunge
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The action of going in for a cheeky snog with a member of the opposite sex while intoxicated. The action is often undertaken with no invite or announcement. The result is often surprise for the said member of the opposite sex, or embarrasment for the lungee, when avoidance tactics are employed.
Out drinking on the town and get chatting to chick, Dave went for the drunken lunge but she ducked and weaved away from him. He stumbled into the table and split some drinks. Very funny.
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Gravy Lung: noun. A condition by which a person's lung appears, through sound or performance, to be filled with gravy.
Luis' cough demonstrated a terrible case of Gravy Lung
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The condition in which a small child heaps Milo over their ice cream, then leans in to take their first mouthful and accidentally inhales a large quantity of chocolate powder. Symptoms include wide-eyed shock and coughing.
"I thought little Timmy was going to die at the table last night - he got such a bad case of Milo Lung it looked like his eyes were going to pop out of his head."
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She's got a sloppy mutton, but her fantastic lung mittens make up for the deficiency.
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A bitch like jerry always puffin all my stanky indo and never chippin in making the J burn crokked
"Dam jerry stop hittn that shit so hard bitch puff puff give PUFF PUFF GIVE bitchyou hoover ass vacum lungs bitch weed fiend broke ass non-chipper iner fuck you"
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When someone goes in for a cheeky kiss and is literally shown the cheek by the other person.
A: Hey Paul, did you kiss that girl?
Paul: Well I tried, but she turned away and I got her cheek ...
A: Ooo horror lunge!
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