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Pretending to be a girl in a chat room and getting pictures of a guys cock & face who you know in real life, without him knowing its you. And sending the pictures to everyone he knows at work and online.
Today I did a Mr Bandit to that freak who lives down the road from me.
Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.
His ability includes-
Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)
Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.
Mr Croan swallowed me using his armpit hair
The nickname used by former Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez to refer to the former American president George W. Bush. Chavez called Bush "Mr. Danger" whenever he was in a good mood or just tired of calling him “The Devil”. Interestingly, the dub “Mr. Danger” comes from a classic Latin American novel, “Doña Bárbara”, written by the Venezuelan author Rómulo Gallegos and first published in 1929. In the novel, Guillermo Danger, also referred to as Míster Danger, is a perfidious and symbolic character that represents the threats of imperialism to the young Venezuelan Republic. So folks, lets face it: Chavez might have done many crazy things but he did pass his literature lesson.
Chavez in 2006: “To say it to you in my bad English: You are a donkey, Mr. Danger. You are a donkey, Mr George W Bush."
Wow mr koffski taught us how to make meth
The Chuck Norris of Dragon Ball Z. He's the World Martial Arts Champion and the strongest man in the entire universe. He singlehandedly defeated Cell, Majin Buu and bitch-slapped Vegeta for disrespec'in' him.
For a short while, he was in a loving homosexual relationship with Majin Buu, but it didn't last because the sex was too squishy.
Spectator #1: Wow, SSJ3 Goku is a badass.
Spectator #2: No... no he's not. He just died.
Spectator #1: Wtf how?!
Spectator #2: Mr. Satan gave him cancer, using only his mind.
Spectator #1: SRSLY?!
...............................
Spectator #2: Yes.
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A fat ass daddy who stuck his saggy foreskin up my pp hole
"Mr. Swigert is one fat ass daddy"
"oh yeah"
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An insanely hard English teacher who pushes you to be your best. Very peculiar but has a very sharp mind. Very critical and has a talent for making kids stressed and often has them staying up all night. Says he grades fairly but everyone knows he has his favorites. Funny and has the best stories. If he doesn’t like you, you will know very soon, but if he does like you, the whole world will know very soon.
Person one: mr. pawlik was abducted by aliens
Person two: mr. pawlik took off ten points because I mis placed a comma
Person three: I love mr. pawlik
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