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A sexy person with at least a 24 inch penis. Whilst considered a ‘nerd’ the maggot has less brain cells than a wooden board. But what it lacks in brains, it makes up for in dick size
“Ow! I just walked into a glass door, but at least I’m packing 24 inches!” -Maggot
Australian slang for someone who is proper fuckeyed
What are you doing tonight jimmy?
Im gettin maggot
A low life person who does things that are shady, unnecessary and harsh. They will avoid helping even when they can and will throw people under the bus without provocation.
E.g.1. Dave is a maggot, he left the pub before his round
E.g.2. Greg is a complete maggot, he ate way more than his share of the donuts
E.g.3. While playing Fortnite they steal your loot or refuse to revive you "Frank! You are being well maggot!"
E.g.4. Tells your new gf an embarrassing story that they swore they never would reveal
E.g.5 Watches a film that you are really looking forward to and then deliberately spoils it for you
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An action can be described as Maggot.
Repeated maggot behaviour is Maggotry.
You can be a maggot but also just occasionally do something that is described as maggot.
Person #1: josh said he supports trump now!
Person #2: whatta maggot
An alteration of the phrase "totes magotes."
A person who possesses soft-bodied and legless thoughts, with a personality similar to that of decaying matter
Rachel incessantly makes hate comments about vegetables, she is such a maggot
Your stupid friend who brings negativity into the group chat and insults the boys.
Yep, Slambo is a big dumbass maggot!