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When a guy aka. Dane S takes a girls pair of panties from the dryer on Colby 8 an all guys floor.
We got a kick out of the sleez maneuver dane pulled today, and decided to play stupid saying that he never saw her panties even though he's wearing them.
An advanced poker tactic.
A type of bluff predicated on the history of your opponent offering to soft-play hands with familiar opponents; the assumption being that future soft-play will be mutually enjoyed (ie: he likes to cheat).
This advanced maneuver fakes a soft-play situation, suggesting that the opponent should "save his money", thereby getting the opponent to fold a superior hand.
For background reference, please search the superb articles written by Mike Caro (rhymes with arrow) on poker1.com regarding all poker players’ obligation to follow the rules of poker:
- “The Horrible Reality of Poker Partnerships”
- “Why it’s wrong to soft-play friends at poker”
- “My personal poker code of ethics: poker cheats should be boiled and eaten”
First, a “scare card” situation must come up. In no-limit Texas Hold’Em, one such scenario is the middle rank card on the flop pairing on the turn. The following actions/dialogue depicts how The McLeod Maneuver could possibly play out after the “scare card”:
Dave Z: Bet $25
Todd M: Raise to $50
Dave Z: “You’re kidding me!!”
Todd M: Blank Stare
Dave Z: “Are you serious?”
Todd M: “Save your money” (The exact phrase should mimic the opponent’s historical invitation to offer soft-play in exchange for future soft-play)
Dave Z: “You have me beat? I’ve got a really good hand”
Todd M: “Save your money” (note repetition of implied offer)
Dave Z: “Will you show me if I fold?”
At this point, a super advanced tactics may have to be used (Reference: The Full McLeod), or simply repeating the mantra of implied future soft-play might be enough to get the cheating opponent to fold what may be a superior hand.
Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
When you’re riding your significant other doggy style (on your knees) and you lean back into the bucking bronco and blow your knee out...while passionately pulling your spouses hair as the “reins”.
I was so ramped up from being away for the weekend I pulled a young maneuver!
When a girl is manipulating you with her hotness, and makes you think she is nice. However, after she ropes you in, she reveals her true self as being a crazy bitch whore and will murder you and your family.
Dude, this girl is a dime, but I think she might be executing the Steinburg maneuver on me
When a person gets fired from a job then goes out to the bar and celebrate being fired
Last night Lizzie got fired for stealing we went to T.G.I.Fridays to do the Belizaire Maneuver
While on the highway, cut across three or more lanes of traffic to get to the exit you knew was there, and then proceed to speed through the exit.
Luke: yo, that man just pulled the Ooga Booga
Maneuver!
Ben: what's an Ooga Booga Maneuver?
Luke: It's when you cross through like five Kane's at once, and then speed up through your exit.
Ben: Damn, he's crazy