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The act of stroking a cock or fingering a pussy until a sperm whale shoots out of either one also known as a climax or orgasm
oh ohhhh oooh OH OH SHIT! AWW YAH OH OH *sperms* ahhhhh i love to masturbate
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The act of when a shemale ties a rope around their penis, attaches a magnet to the other end of the rope, places a larger magnet in their vagina, and then places the rope magent inside the vagina too. Causing one to fuck themselves.
I learned about masturbation in health class, it's funny!
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1. Masturbating to the beat of the music
2. Violently masturbating to the point of pain, or death.
1. Nick was masturbeating to skrillex for 7 hours yesterday! His dick must be beat xD
2. Sean died last night after masturbating for more than 3 days in a row. What a masterbeat!
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Taming the one eyed ogre, One hand Solo, Going Commando, Shaking hands with mister happy, Tuning the fork, Playing the ace,
Mark liks to masturbate to pictures of jesse
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While everyone is out having sex, I'm sitting at home practicing chronic masturbation to my character's gear on World of Warcraft
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the process of feeling yourself because youre alone...because nobody likes you.
Jason-God stop being emo!
Amy-Im sorry...i'll go masturbate off of hentai.
Jason-oh rly!? Hentai is good for that masturbation of the masterbate.
Amy- Fo sho. wanna join me?
jason- Of course. doing it by yourself isnt that much fun.
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Although, pronounced really as Master Bation, is a suffering of bating who becomes their master. By masturbation, will cast away that tormenting spirit that haunts within their minds. Towards a more well suited ruler to bless their soul once their handy work has endured. Of course, that tormenting spirit finds this as an exciting game to play, so torments constantly non-stop and continually making the masturbation go on and on.
Ben liked having a quick bash of his bishop, only things turned slightly awkward. A tormenting spirit saw this masturbation go on, and realising how the mind his satisfies was not as he prefered. Within bens mind this spirit kept reminding him, by saying 'you're me' non-stop, of the master he has upon his head. So at several intervals, all day and all week, till he rubbed sore, masterbated till his mind was at peace and had the master he wished for.
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