International day where you say "Pee. You may now laugh" and people are legally required to laugh when they hear that saying
*When it's Diez de Mayo (May 10)*
Person 1: Pee. You may now laugh
Person 2: *doesn't laugh*
Person 1: I'm calling legal authorities
Person 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA plz don't sue me
The Ume-Mayo Onigiri (梅マヨおにぎり) is a type of onigiri, a traditional Japanese rice ball, filled with a combination of pickled plums and mayonnaise. The term "Umeboshi" (梅干) in Japanese signifies "pickled plums," originating from "Ume" (梅), which stands for the fruit "plum." When combined with "mayo," the abbreviation for mayonnaise, it creates the delightful flavor combination, "Ume-Mayo", found in this onigiri.
Sagiri: "Hey Sakura, What is your favourite type of onigiri flavour?"
Sakura: "My favourite type of onigiri is the Ume-Mayo Onigiri."
Sagiri: "What is that?"
Sakura: "It's an onigiri with a combination of pickled plums and mayonnaise as the filling."
Sagiri: "Mm! Sounds interesting, maybe I'll give it a try."
It's a nickname for a black kids cum. It is so much better than chick fil a sauce.
Would u like some ro mayo sauce?
The Aztec weekend celebration of May's Full moon in which it is said to have created the passtime of mooning....
How did you spend your Lunar de Mayo?
Lunar de Mayo is centuries old but rarely recognized
A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.
Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.
When someone fails at something, you refer to an achievement from skate 3 called Don't be so mayo which was sponsered by miracle whip.
Someone crashes while skating," AWWWW BRO! Don't Be So Mayo, now drink your monster energy
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The sperm of a male or transvestite Puerto Rican.
Cameron wants some Puerto Rican mayo. Really. Really. REALLY. Bad.
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