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Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese
Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.
A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.
Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
Similar to the Messy Dinner, however, this lacks the peeing on the face after the shitty face-wash. IE: Just a face wash with shit on your hands, violently so. Also, see Messy Breakfast/Messy Dinner/Messy Brunch.
Dag, that d00d just got a messy lunch from his gay lover.
A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.
I gave her a messy chestnut
The act of pulling out just in time and cumming on the womans genitals also known as the "Ole' bust and clean"
Yeah homie i gave that bitch a messy camel
A guy or girl that doesn't keep a neat appearance. Somebody that fight have a foul smell or odor. Sombody that has messy hair or just looks disgusting.
That guy is a real messy face.
the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.
pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints
pagan: say less