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A person of Mexican descent born and raised in the United States of America.
More Mexican-Americans voted for President in the 2004 election than in the year 2000.
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The term used when one farts into another's drink. Add "double shot" when the fart is a shart.
1. Jocelyn left her drink unattended and Joshua gave it a Mexican Mudslide.
2. While giving Jocelyn a Mexican Mudslide, Joshua sharted and made it a Double-shot!
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What some workers on a jobsite call the portable toilets (Port-a-Lav, Port-a-John, PortaPotty or what ever company name they go by in your region)
Overheard on a jobsite...Hey, look at those guys coming out of the Mexican Spaceship with their hard hat on...they look like astronauts of some sort...besides, who wears a hard hat to the toilet anyway?
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Grabbing the male genitalia and squeezing it with all your might in a downward twisting motion. Intended to inflict pain to your close friends.
Jared gave Austin a Mexican squeeze.
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A super crazy sexual position only done south of the border. Involves three prostitutes, four bottles of corn syrup, a sack of flour, a size 7/8 socket wrench, a pound of ground cinnamon, and a donkey with a ski mask.
Man! I had the best night! Totally got me a Mexican horseshoe in Mexico City! Shoot yeah the herpes are working!
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A Mexican prostitute of Hispanic and African descent.
Go find a Mexican Blackbird and send all your troubles back home.
The wings of the blackbird will spread like an eagle for you.
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A BROKEN BUDWIESER (OR CORONA, MODELO, OR DOS XX'S ) BOTTLE WITH A JAGGED EDGE USED IN A DRUNKEN FIGHT.
JosA: "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE CHICO?"
JosB: " I was at a party last night and some Aztek warrior busted out a MEXICAN SWITCHBLADE and cut me up"
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