1:That's a huge microwave. 2: I know, raightsic? 2: Imma step inside it.
This is a machine made by the aliens so we can eat the yummy kittens and other things and heat stuff up
Imma cook a cat in a microwave
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP
I'm making pizza rolls
Microwave: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP
Will never cook, is not cooking, has no intent of cooking.
Dude Micheal is being microwaved