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What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....
You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!
The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food
Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
When you stop your microwave with less than 5 seconds remaining.
I didn't want to wake anyone up, so I was microwave edging.
When you fart in a woman's mouth
I gave Sheila a sassy microwave this morning. It covered up her morning breath.
When you put 2 or more pieces of food inside a microwave at the same time.
Jim: Hey can I put my food in with yours?
John: Yeah, come on in. Join in the microwave orgy.
When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.
Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?
Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.
This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.
Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.