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!Mikey is a lil bitch boy who usually has a girlfriend that is about a year or 2 older than him and is just too good for him. Mikeys' tend to come along in sets of twins, some times with a M named twin to match. Mikey also tend to be film bros, and ironically then tend to have the worst taste in movies and tv. They like to have once fictional character that they wrap their whole personality around. Some examples being Spider-man, Batman, Goku, or Hello Kitty. They also tend to have big egos to compensate with their small tic tacs.
"That guy looks like a Mikey because he looks dumb!"
"Mikey watch out for that BUS!!!!!!!"
Yo, I seen Mikey at your girls crib last night. he a goof ass nigga.
Mikey is the definition of cute. His smile is infectious and would never fail to make you smile back.
He is cute, handsome and cool, cooler than you’ll ever be yourself.
Mikey is always kind and caring, he is always there for you when you need him.
Be more like Mikey
Person: hey what’s the name of that person who’s super cute
Me: oh that’s definitely a mikey
Person 1: How's your new job?
Person 2: It's pretty great. I make so many mikeys that I might start tipping my doctor.
A lil bitch who never (always) gives me love n he always fuckin complaining if he don’t get pussy within a few days. But he knows I love steak tortas n he always tryna get me to smoke even tho I don’t fuckin smoke. He likes breakfast food n getting his back scratched but he still a lil bitch.. Always making jokes too especially about sucking toes n eating ass. & he says he’s kidding but he jokes sm about it I’m starting to think he’s for real but I’ll let him anyway bc that’s my baby💖 N he spoils me with love, hugs, and kisses 25/8 that’s why he’s the best. Total package & I just wanna be so good to him bc I know we both have trust issues and crazy ass ex’s, he deserves better💜 and he my lil kickin ass Reggie Kray so I know imma always be good with him around even tho he my lil baby in private💓 He’s a sweetheart n always makes me laugh with his lil corny goofy jokes so I pretend like I’m mad even though I know he’s kidding just so he can hold on to me and pull me closer🥰
Mikey loves deep sea diving in my pu$$y