Land mine

The act of leaving a cup that is filled with both beer urine on a bar or in an area at a bar where an unsuspecting (and theiving) drunk will assume that the "bait" is an unattended and free beer.

Jim drank half his beer, urinated in the rest, left the land mine on the bar, and waited for someone to take the bait.

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land mine

A spin off of grenade, a larger, uglier, fatter woman. The ultimate in grenade.

"Shit son, that bitch is a fuckin' land mine!"

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oh mine

A broken English (Engrish) exclamation, normally spoken when the user is sexually charged for young boys; the exclamation of a pedophile

Ronny: "So I was banging her so hard when I just seized up. I monetted when I wanted to spunk all over her."

Bob: "lol. Oh mine, Ronny. We should totally get that spunk out of you."

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data mining

When somebody attempts to 'mine' data from a www server by guessing which unseen directories are browseable.

I found pictures of your dad with a tranny in /private/dad/

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diamond mine

A less commonly used term for a woman's vagina, or vaginal area.

"Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got 'diamonds'
At the meeting of my thighs?" --Maya Angelou, Still I Rise

My boyfriend wants to use his dick to search my diamond mine.

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Coal-mine

Euphemism for rectum or anus, specifically when referring to anal sex.

I went out with Jill last weekend and I stuck it in her coal-mine.

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The Mine song

A Internet meme from LazyTown that includes Stingy saying “This is mine!” It became a Internet meme when it was published on the internet

Stingy, you sung the Mine song!
This mailbox is mine!
And this triaginal sign!
The blue ballon, the month of June.
They’re mine (Mine 5x)
Ziggy’s sweets are mine!
That birdy’s tweets are mine!
The city streets and both of your feet.
They’re all imphatically mine!

I all belongs to me! Everything that I see!
Noord, Zuid, Ost and West
I caress it, ‘cuz I possess it!
I’m Stingy and it’s mine!
And this instrumental break is also mine!
The floor and ceiling are mine

All your feelings are mine!
You always knew it, that’s all there is to it!
It’s mine, mine, mine, mine, MINE!
That’s what I said; It’s Mine

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