Land mine

The act of leaving a cup that is filled with both beer urine on a bar or in an area at a bar where an unsuspecting (and theiving) drunk will assume that the "bait" is an unattended and free beer.

Jim drank half his beer, urinated in the rest, left the land mine on the bar, and waited for someone to take the bait.

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land mine

A spin off of grenade, a larger, uglier, fatter woman. The ultimate in grenade.

"Shit son, that bitch is a fuckin' land mine!"

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oh mine

A broken English (Engrish) exclamation, normally spoken when the user is sexually charged for young boys; the exclamation of a pedophile

Ronny: "So I was banging her so hard when I just seized up. I monetted when I wanted to spunk all over her."

Bob: "lol. Oh mine, Ronny. We should totally get that spunk out of you."

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data mining

When somebody attempts to 'mine' data from a www server by guessing which unseen directories are browseable.

I found pictures of your dad with a tranny in /private/dad/

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diamond mine

A less commonly used term for a woman's vagina, or vaginal area.

"Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got 'diamonds'
At the meeting of my thighs?" --Maya Angelou, Still I Rise

My boyfriend wants to use his dick to search my diamond mine.

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Coal-mine

Euphemism for rectum or anus, specifically when referring to anal sex.

I went out with Jill last weekend and I stuck it in her coal-mine.

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space mining

the activities relating to extracting minerals and metals from asteroids, comets or other heavenly bodies in space.

Space mining can replenish the depleted minerals and metals on earth.

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