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reall hot girl who i want to bone vicously next year
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One of my new favorite Bands! Give 'em a listen. A little techno, some DJ remixes, some tapla, a hint of rap, its all good. Fun, happy party music. Band members: Neil Claxton and Chris Baker. Royale is kinda pronounced with an accent.
I got the CD On the Ropes by Mint Royale and now they're on of my favorite bands.
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when a skinny guy dips his man meat in some mint flavored lube then proceeds to have relations with his female friends bum. like a york peppermint patty. mint flavored on the inside, and chocolate flavored on the outside
chachis had a mint penis stuck in his rifle
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Sometimes when you get sore muscles, you feel obliged to place Icy Hot on your achy parts. And sometimes our eyes get itchy and we itch our eyes forgetting that we have just applied Icy Hot with the same hand. That, my friends, is how you get a mint eye. All of the sudden your eye feels quite fresh and watery. It's not very comfortable, but yet it's quite interesting. The same situation can happen with toothpaste as well.
Symptoms:A minty fresh smoking sensation
Julia had a long day at softball so she decided to put Icy Hot on her neck. Next thing she knew she had itched her eye and it became a mint eye.
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Anal being a sexy word. Not as in the act of anal sex but in the sense that you are so anal about spelling and gramatical perfection it's sexy.
Mint means to describe something that is so sinfully good, it's almost morally-wrong.
Therefore, mash the two words together and you get Anal Mint which is the Holy Grail of everything wonderful and orgasmic.
Dudette: Tell me this video of Muse isn't mint. It's like he's fingering his six-string damnit.
Dude: It's more than mint. It's Anal Mint.
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That mint-munter tried it on with me even though he is married
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When a guy puts mint toothpaste on his boner, and brushes someone's teeth with it.
After eating that poppy seed bagel, I had to give her a mint crinkle to get cleaned up.