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When a female is receiving oral sex, rumbles forth with an almighty example of flatulence, and holds the rug muncher's head in place to bask in it's full flavoured glory.
Man 1: I went down on a girl for the I think 3rd or so time.. she purposely farted and held my face there.
Man 2: Ah yes. The ol' Mississippi Sewage Plant.
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The act of perching yourself in a tree, with a full on rager, above a park trail. you may wait for hours perched in the tree for the right "prey". you leap from the tree screeching like a hawk, you tackle your prey and land your rager in the girls/guys orphus.
Bob: Did u hear about Joe getting arrested?
Sally: No! What happened?
Bob: He pulled a Mississippi meat hawk on a cop!
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A Mississippi mud pie is when you have anal sex with someone you are related to
Me and sis Mississippi mud pied last night!
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Having a huge and deformed penis with an extra large pee hole
I saw Tom in the locker room yesterday, he had a huge Mississippi Pipe Wrench
1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood
2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.
3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe Jackson had given Michelle Obama the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.
Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe Jackson stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
When you and all your boys shit in a tube sock and hit the ugliest bitch around in the face with it.
Did you see Dirty Deb get Mississippi Bull Whipped? There was shit all over her face!
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v. The act of ass fucking a girl and right after you cum, grabbing a live squirrel and shoving it into her open anus... when she tightens back up the squirrel will be trapped inside and you must convince her that if she doesn't retrieve the squirrel, they will both die.
Richard: "Hey Joffery, what did you do with that squirrel we found?"
Joffery: "I gave my bitch an old fashion Mississippi Fuck Buster"
Richard: "Oh, that explains the smell"
Joffery: "And the tears"
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