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Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.
"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."
After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.
After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.
What your vagina becomes when a female places her hands between her thighs for warmth
Kelly: "Gosh it's cold out here!"
Krista: "Place them in your nature mitten."
When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.
Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!
A very active promiscuous street walker
Bly is a smush-mitten cum crusher on the weekends.
when you fist someone do hard they bleed or, when you fist someone on their period😝
John: I had gay sex last night and walked out w a red mitten.
Jordan: ik, I was there.
ORRRR
Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”
brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.
A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists
That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.