A person who friends every person suggested on Facebook, regardless of knowing them or not. Usually in a desperate attempt to be noticed.
Dude, that cheese ball's got my mom friended - he's a total friend monger!
A lady with grease on her back who may or may not bottle it and sell it to the highest bidder
“Hi madam your the grease monger I hear? could I grab some of that goose grease, your selling by the bottle?”
When a dog takes a shit that turns white over an extended period of time and then a monk makes a pregnant women lick the dog shit until she dies
That was a real caca monger I saw
A person who does something stupid.
A: What is he doing?
B: Uh, Spaz monger.
One who enjoys insurmountable flavor, in any foods, whether it be sweets, salty, spicy, sauces, etc.
She's such a flavor monger, she stacked her burger sky high with every topping and sauce imaginable!
Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.
Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.
when you do anything and everything in your power to cook up some relevance
Person one 1: did you hear that new track by blaa blaa blaa
Person 2 : yeah you could tell by the lyrics he was just clout mongering on whatevers hot at the moment. Probably cause he couldn't come up with anything original. Classic move when you fear falling off
Person 1: haha guess you'd call that a failed attempt at stiring up waters to catch fish