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Friend Monger

A person who friends every person suggested on Facebook, regardless of knowing them or not. Usually in a desperate attempt to be noticed.

Dude, that cheese ball's got my mom friended - he's a total friend monger!

by Dan Chipolte November 3, 2010


Grease monger

A lady with grease on her back who may or may not bottle it and sell it to the highest bidder

“Hi madam your the grease monger I hear? could I grab some of that goose grease, your selling by the bottle?”

by Kijjam December 7, 2024


Caca Monger

When a dog takes a shit that turns white over an extended period of time and then a monk makes a pregnant women lick the dog shit until she dies

That was a real caca monger I saw

by That Teacher 6969 July 28, 2024


Spaz Monger

A person who does something stupid.

A: What is he doing?

B: Uh, Spaz monger.

by hellsyeah July 24, 2008


Flavor Monger

One who enjoys insurmountable flavor, in any foods, whether it be sweets, salty, spicy, sauces, etc.

She's such a flavor monger, she stacked her burger sky high with every topping and sauce imaginable!

by MC 007 November 1, 2010


The Fish Monger

Me and my pal got the fish stripped of any bones and proceeded to rub it up and down our bodies til we were soaking wet with blood and fish oils. Then with a straw we sucked it off each other's bodies. It's over when the first one is sick.

Wow me and my dad just played "The Fish Monger" it was a great bonding experience.

by Steve Jobs 21230 May 27, 2017


Clout Monger

when you do anything and everything in your power to cook up some relevance

Person one 1: did you hear that new track by blaa blaa blaa

Person 2 : yeah you could tell by the lyrics he was just clout mongering on whatevers hot at the moment. Probably cause he couldn't come up with anything original. Classic move when you fear falling off

Person 1: haha guess you'd call that a failed attempt at stiring up waters to catch fish

by usmaine October 20, 2019