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Not one to push the envelope too far, the Mormon Hipster tests the waters of hipster-dom by wearing “diet-hipster” clothes- All the hipster look without the calories, or, in this case, the homosexual tendencies. Rocking skinner than normal jeans, slightly lower neckline t-shirts, appropriately vintage footwear, and whimsical plastic framed glasses in day glow colors, the Mormon Hipster is cool enough to hang at an indie concert while still holy enough to attend church the next morning.
After church, my friend Dave and I bought neon pink nerdy glasses to complete our Mormon Hipster look.
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A way of bypassing religious rules by adding circular bubbles on images of girls in bikinis. This will make them look naked.
see also nude bubbling
Can you bubble this image so I have some fresh mormon porn to watch?
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1. A person who associates with The Latter Day saints but is not one of them
2. A Latter Day saint who does not practice or observer the customs and beliefs of The Latter Day Saints
He's the local Jack Mormon of the town.
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A musical created by the creators of South Park. Perhaps one of the best musicals to ever be produced. The songs are amazing, and the acting/dancing is god-like. It's about the Mormon Faith.
Harry: I like South Park.
Norman: If you like South Park, then you'd love The Book Or Mormon.
Harry: ???
Norman: The Book Of Mormon is a musical created by the creators of South Park. The music is just amazing.
Harry: I'll check it out. Thanks for the info Norman.
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A Mormon (LDS member) that puts their entire life and 110% effort fully into their religion. Super Mormons may include people that:
- Read and quote the scriptures all the time
- Enjoy church videos of all kinds
- Go to seminary all year without one absense
- Raise their hands to answer every LDS question
- Know everything about the church
- Hold high positions in the church
- Do not watch PG-13 movies
- Listen to church and classical music only
Overall, someone obsessed beyond thought with the Mormon religion. These people are commonly stereotyped at.
Frank: Hey Bob, how's it going? You have any lunch money I can borrow?
Bob: Yeah sure, just a sec...
(SM)Henry: Remember the 10th commandment, thou shalt not covet!
Teacher: OK, who can tell me what is in 1 Nephi, 7: 6?
Steve: (immitiadely says) "And it came to pass that as we journeyed in the wilderness, behold Laman and Lemuel, and two of the adaughters of Ishmael, and the two bsons of Ishmael and..." (continues through rest of quote)
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One female with many many husbands.
Damn after all ten of us fucked Julie we got into a sereous reverse Mormon situation
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A person who claims to be a 'member' of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, but is mostly inactive. Observes some basic principles of 'mormonism', but generally has torn up the rule book. Usually to be found in Utah, where a high concentration of this sect can be found.
A Jack-Mormon often does not observe their guidance of not consuming alcohol or coffee. Can be found to attend the church for say a wedding or funeral. A Jack-Mormon usually, finds themselves at odds with the church. Often this person has been raised in a mormon family unit but come to the conclusion that it does not suit their beliefs.
From experience in Salt Lake City (HQ of Mormonism), this person(typical Jack-Mormon) cannot wait to escape the confines of Utah over the border to Nevada, often going to the small city of Wendover being the nearest to get to, to partake in prostitution, alcohol and gambling.
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