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The Act Of Blacking someones eye with a mushroom slap ( a solid slap of the penis to the facial region)
I gave her a mushroom eye when she didn't shut up last night.
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The branch of mathematics that is applied when working on convoluted theories of everything and hipster sums, such as string theory and the P = NP problem, respectively. Mathematicians and Scientists who work within the field of Mushroom Mathematics employ a number of techniques, including, but not limited to: pulling Greek letters out of a hat, pin the equation on the blackboard, spin the number-wheel, and automatic writing. Typically, numerous narcotics will also be used to aid in the 'calculations'. These include magic mushrooms, LSD, and cannabis.
Proponents of Mushroom Mathematics include Stephen Hawking and Michio Kaku.
"I decided to work within the field of Mushroom Mathematics, due to my lack of proficiency in regular mathematics, particularly drawing triangles and counting."
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Guy #1: She broke up with me!
Guy #2: Shiitake mushrooms man...
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Verb: The act of pressing one's penis to a person's face, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark, with semen.
Noun: The mark left from being 'mushroom stamped'
v: Dave Mushroom Stamped Debra, after whacking off on her curtains.
n: Debra went to work today, not knowing she had a mushroom stamp on her forhead.
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muffin top + camel toe = mushroom cloud.
Rosie O'Donnell in a half shirt and skinny jeans?! Her mushroom cloud must be deadly.
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1. A low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare
2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom
3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.
1. After smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.
2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!
3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!
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The act of blowing cocaine into a woman's anus, after which she fart's, creating the "white mushroom" cloud effect.
Bro, I was blowing coke into this whore's ass and she fucking white mushroomed everywhere! Fucking nasty..