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Is it though? Is it “mysterious?” It is it just fat cock? My money is on fat cock.
Hym “I wouldn’t call it it ‘mysterious.’ I would call it ‘Goliath.’ Or ‘Fuckasaurus’ I you know? Like ‘Truckasaurus’ except... you know, a penis...”
Something that is hard or impossible to understand
That man over there is very mysterious
I'm really like mystery Jackson's
Music.
I'm really like mystery Jackson's music.
Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.
I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.
Getting a handjob from a passenger in the backseat while driving.
"I took a group of girls home from the concert, and one of them gave me a "mystery driver" on the way.
When you're in a Zoom chat, and you hear a porno playing in the background, but you don't know who's watching it.
When you're watching a porno in a Zoom chat, and you try your best to convince the call that you aren't watching it.
Zoom User 1: What are those strange noises?
Zoom User 2: Mystery porno. these happen way too often.
Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.
Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!