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King of Naps

the boy with the nappiest hair ever, in other words :brandon..

King of Naps was trying to comb his mess of hair while giving his x a hot dog bun.

by asdfasdfsdaf November 28, 2007


Liver Nap

A Liver Nap is when someone who drinks frequently, has a night in and consumes no alcohol at all, thus allowing their liver to take a nap.

Most often observed in students.

Hey Joyce, are you coming drinking?
Nah, i'm taking a liver nap tonight.

Where's Barry?
He's taking a liver nap.

by Runekyr December 3, 2010


nap dick

After waking up from a nap, having a lazy boner, so you're horny but tired.

Cari: you up from your nap?
Ben: yeah I is, but I got mad nap dick bitch

by Iam_batman14 January 16, 2016


Nap Sandwich

When you are so tired you rather have a nap for lunch

I didn't sleep well last night. I'm going to have me a nap sandwich in my car.

by John J. Tucker September 16, 2007

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nigga naps

the knots in a black person's hair

i gotta comb my nigga naps out

by Everly July 2, 2006

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Handicrap Nap

A handycrap nap is when you use the support poles in the handicap toilet stall as an armrest, then lay your head down on your arm and take a nap. This usually lasts about 20 minutes, and is a good break from work.

This morning, Turley took dropped Shaq's arm, then took a handicrap nap.

by AJP7M April 29, 2005

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take a nap

A polite/discreet way to say, I'm going to go whack off for a bit. Used around parents or spouses.

"Uh... Um... I'm gonna go take a nap."

"Does she think I'm stupid? I can hear her vibrator from six blocks away."

by sijfidjgalkjlk June 8, 2009

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