The act of getting revenge on your dad by impregnating your grandmother and making you child his half sibling.
My dad fucked my sister again, time to alabama tango him again.
When you leave the bathroom at your family reunion and your dick is still hanging out your fly
“Did you hear what happened to Aunt Carol?”
“Yeah, she had a heart attack after cousin Joey pulled an Alabama Jailbreak.”
Putting a lit cigarette into someone’s urethra/asshole
That bitch is weird she like Alabama brownies
A car maneuver similar to the "Tokyo drift", however instead of suped up race cars you perform it using a minivan on curvy mountain roads.
Ideally performed while blaring any song by the band Alabama.
The gravel on these mountain roads is primo for Alabama drifting my Chrysler grand caravan
A threesome with a woman and her mother.
Damn, Mary Jo and her Momma are FREAKS! She invited me over last for dinner and an Alabama Slamma.
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The act of defecating while balls deep inside your cousin on top of a playground slide before pulling out and using the feces and cum to propel your lover to the bottom.
Me and Mayeller done did the Alabama Waterslide last fortnight.
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Straight sexual stimulation in which the female spreads her legs apart so her vagina is showing, and the male rubs his penis against her clitoris like he was fucking her, but only the side of the penis goes into the clit. The friction causes sexual pleasure for both of them, and they both get a happy ending...
I love the Alabama Sandpaper!
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