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Alabama Poet

Anyone from Alabama who can string more than four, three letter words together and make sense.

They used Jimmy Bob as their mouthpiece. He was a real Alabama Poet.

by Sir Leslie Patterson July 21, 2015


Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019


Alabama Tango

The act of getting revenge on your dad by impregnating your grandmother and making you child his half sibling.

My dad fucked my sister again, time to alabama tango him again.

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021


Alabama Jailbreak

When you leave the bathroom at your family reunion and your dick is still hanging out your fly

โ€œDid you hear what happened to Aunt Carol?โ€
โ€œYeah, she had a heart attack after cousin Joey pulled an Alabama Jailbreak.โ€

by WildWolf May 7, 2022


Alabama Slamma

A threesome with a woman and her mother.

Damn, Mary Jo and her Momma are FREAKS! She invited me over last for dinner and an Alabama Slamma.

by FranDiggidy September 2, 2017

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The Alabama Waterslide

The act of defecating while balls deep inside your cousin on top of a playground slide before pulling out and using the feces and cum to propel your lover to the bottom.

Me and Mayeller done did the Alabama Waterslide last fortnight.

by GayFuckhead March 13, 2017

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Alabama Sandpaper

Straight sexual stimulation in which the female spreads her legs apart so her vagina is showing, and the male rubs his penis against her clitoris like he was fucking her, but only the side of the penis goes into the clit. The friction causes sexual pleasure for both of them, and they both get a happy ending...

I love the Alabama Sandpaper!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 2, 2017

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