Anyone from Alabama who can string more than four, three letter words together and make sense.
They used Jimmy Bob as their mouthpiece. He was a real Alabama Poet.
A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.
"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"
"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."
The act of getting revenge on your dad by impregnating your grandmother and making you child his half sibling.
My dad fucked my sister again, time to alabama tango him again.
When you leave the bathroom at your family reunion and your dick is still hanging out your fly
โDid you hear what happened to Aunt Carol?โ
โYeah, she had a heart attack after cousin Joey pulled an Alabama Jailbreak.โ
A threesome with a woman and her mother.
Damn, Mary Jo and her Momma are FREAKS! She invited me over last for dinner and an Alabama Slamma.
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The act of defecating while balls deep inside your cousin on top of a playground slide before pulling out and using the feces and cum to propel your lover to the bottom.
Me and Mayeller done did the Alabama Waterslide last fortnight.
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Straight sexual stimulation in which the female spreads her legs apart so her vagina is showing, and the male rubs his penis against her clitoris like he was fucking her, but only the side of the penis goes into the clit. The friction causes sexual pleasure for both of them, and they both get a happy ending...
I love the Alabama Sandpaper!
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