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Pertaining to the appearance of Terry Nutkins' hand after an otter called Edal bit off his fingers. Not to be confused with Beadle hand.
A crap non-scary animal bit off my fingers, so now I have a finger knuckle.
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The inability to type intelligible words or sentences, particularly on a smart phone device. This inability stems from a number of factors to include: 1). Your fingers are too fat to operate the device properly. 2). You are too drunk to operate the device properly. 3). You just don’t know how to spell or type to begin with.
WTF was that message you sent me, I could not understand it. You must have had a serious case of Groos-Fingers.
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Tenderness and soreness a beginner guitarist experiences on the fingers of the non strumming hand (from holding down strings). Blisters can appear but usually abate after calluses develop.
Guy: I just started playing guitar a few weeks ago.
Girl: OMG finger me!
Guy: Not such a good idea...I've got some badass guitar fingers.
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A specific arrangement of one's hands and fingers in which the hands are extended forward palms up while cyclically moving the fingers as if they were grasping at jello.
Once again, Stilts was caught doing the creepy fingers at the bar during Michael Jackson's Dirty Diana.
When you can smell your girl's sweet juices on your fingers long after finger banging that pussy.
Hey braaaaahhhh. Take a whiff of my jolly fingers.
Broooohhh. Your mom left me with a sweetest jolly fingers last night.
The simple act of selection of the swiss, often used to select ones choice in shops. The swiss finger is simply extending ones index finger and arm and continuing to then shake the hand of extended index finger. Thus presenting the direction to ones attention.
A swiss man shows what sandwich he desires by swiss fingering it to show his selection.
man:oh she got me the wrong sandwich
swiss man: i always get what i want when i use the swiss finger! thank god im swiss!
When your finger accidently slips through the wad of toilet paper after a particularly moist, wet deuce drop.
Despite his effort to the contrary, Frank's finger slipped through the wad of toilet paper mid-wipe and left him with a tar finger until he could finish and wash off.