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Band Geek

Many people have pre-concieved notions about band kids. Most of these notions are either wrong, or only partially correct. The truth about band kids is that they are not crazy all the time, they aren't dorky, and they aren't lame. They are normal, more normal than most are. They are even cool, because they don't hide a part of themselves. In addition, they can play challenging instruments with ease, and make formations on a football field. They are comfortable with other band kids, and do anything that pops into their head. Ever wanted to run down the hallway, skipping, and screaming your favorite song? you probably haven't because you'd be embarrassed, the band kids have done it.

Band Geek: One who fulfills all of their dreams and has a truly good time, unspoiled by 'propriety'

by Emmiline September 7, 2008

36๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goth geek

a Goth - Geek is nesscesscarily a mixture of the two. quite to contrary belief, many people thing they are depressed, when in actuality, they are probably some of the happiest people you could know. they usually wear combats and shirts, generically one without logos and one conforming to a colour scheme, usually black or white. they identify the features of geeks, and watch anime & manga, while also conforming to gaming culture (note: gamers are also a tribe)
they identify the idiolect of 1337, and often can be judgemental. some identify "emo" as posing and pathetic. they listen to metal from the late 70's to early 90's. and see most new music as a Dire attempt to make money without skill.

"Im a Goth geek" "...what?" "goth geek" "...does that even exsist?" "yes." "well ill be damned"

by joseph guiness September 27, 2006

77๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


geek speak

A vernacular of casual English in textual or verbal form, blending highly grammatical English with technical jargon, 1337/l33tspeak, hip-hop lingo and pop culture quotes/references as an expression of self-referential hip irony among geeks.

W00tw00t!Hollaz to mah Gigga h0mi3z on da Techflizzo' (tor whose comraderie and support I am much obliged)! All your base are belong to the sysadmin!

by Monseignore Laszlo, SubGothius May 7, 2004

64๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


geek incognito

The most evolved species of geek, capable of disguising itself and acting as pretty much any other human.

On the outside, a geek incognito looks like an average person: those between ages 15 and 25 usually dress like any other person, go to the same parties, drink as much booze as normal people do, hang out at the same bars, and sometimes they even hook up with some girls and end up getting some pussy.

However, once they return to their homes, they become a normal geek of any kind, whether it's a sci-fi geek, an otaku / wapanese, or a nerd. Some of them keep their bedrooms clean and without any geek adornment, in order to not scare away any visitor; some of them, on the other hand, prefer to have a geeky room to express themselves.

These geeks are usually the most highly revered species among the average geekdom, thanks to their ability to make love to the opposite sex.

Person 1: Have you seen Joseph? Last time I talked to him, he claimed to have nailed this girl at a pub!
Person 2: How come!? But he's such a big geek! He has a Dollfie in his desk, his shelves are full of anime DVDs and manga books, and he has j-pop in his iPod! He's even got some pics of himself cosplaying as Kenshin Himura at Otakon!
Person 1: Then I guess he's a geek incognito. Strange, huh?

by Acoyani Garrido Sandoval October 23, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


hybrid geek

A person who has a combination of sexy looks, and smarts/computer skills.

The sexy lab assistant was really smart, and great looking, she must have be a Hybrid Geek

by Zajako June 21, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Geek Tweaker

A girl who is sexually attracted to, and enjoys making out with, nerds. Geek tweakers are generally pretty geeky themselves. (the play legend of zelda, love harry potter, etc;) But they are generally very attractive, despite this odd fetish.

Brohammad Ali: Hey, Man, Who's that girl who plays Legend of Zelda and always always talks about Harry Potter?

Brohatma Ghandi: You mean Bianca?

Brohammad Ali: Yeah! That's her name, man she's hot, I'd like to tap that.

Brohatma Ghandi: Give it it, dude, she's a total geek tweaker.

Brohammad Ali: Goddamn those geek tweakers!

by snifferdoo April 29, 2010

35๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


geek food

Food that, stereotypically, computer geeks, specifically programmers, eat. The food falls into three categories: high in calories, easy to make, and high in caffeine. The idea of geek food comes from programmers staying late into the night, well, programming. In order to waste no time, they need sustinence that can be made quickly and can give them a caffeine boost. Some typical foods include hot pockets, ramen, bawls/jolt cola, take-out chinese, and various chips.

Man, I've been programming day and night, get me some geek food.

by genzripps January 30, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž