Something that involves risk but doesn't require oxygen
Why doesn't life need oxygen but involves risk? It's simple; a homeless person on drugs doesn't care about oxygen- I.e.theyll do what they want when they want, with or without my approval.
what everyone thinks they have but really they don't
Hey were did my life go?
life is a lot like a penis soft, straight and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard
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A bizarre sequence starting in hopes, dreams and purity before being crushed like everyone else into a state of despair and depression before dying
Life sucks doesn't it?
The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.
Life was a bit less of a bitch today.
It's something you can buy in the supermarket next to the... oh you can't. Well just saying now you have no life.
Life
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