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lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022


Marshmallow your mum

A disgusting sex act.

Phil Lester: "I'll marshmallow your mum"

by LoonyRadish November 01, 2017


flair your mum

Bending your mother to look like a scooter then perform a flair

I am going to flair your mum

by BenefitsBenedict October 02, 2019


What's your mum?

Used as a comeback when someone insults you,
or just when someone says anything really..

Fred: OMG, you're such a gimp.
Bill: What's your mum?

Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?

Etc.

by Letty : ) April 17, 2008


I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.

Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

by Daddybby November 14, 2019


Freddie your Mum is a Milf

Freddie's mum is a common insult to Freddies whose mums are milfs.

Oi, Freddie your mum is a MILF

by WisdomWords69696969 July 14, 2021


your mum gay

Your mum gay means your mum gay. Its a sentence that was commonly used by a youtuber named NFKRZ.

"One russian counts as 5 people" Said NFKRZ "Why did you die first" Jameskii said "Because your mum gay"

by yourmumgay March 03, 2017