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The guy that seems really cool on the outside but smacks your girls ass when you aren’t looking, people aspire to be him but he really isn’t that cool.
Guy 1: Dude, that guy is such a Nolan. He totally smacked Jason’s girls ass last night.
Guy 2: I had no idea he was a Nolan, I thought he was a Paolo.
The nicest man you'll ever meet. Will never cheat, and has a good sense of humor. And what makes it better he has a 56" cock and for it to not come out of the bottom of his pants, he has to wrap it around his thigh twice and shove it up his ass. Not in a gay way though, just so he doesn't trip on his cock.
Nolan's dick is sooooo huge omg!!!
Nolan is the kindest person ever and he cares a lot about others. He is handsome, kind, usually high, has great hair, and deserves the world. He is also a chick magnet, a cat person, and loves sitcoms/dramas. If you ever come across a Nolan in your life, never let go because he will change you in a way no one else has.
"Hey did you see Nolan over there, I heard he has all the ladies."
"Oh my god yeah Nolan is so hot!"
Lowkey a vibe and is hella chill. He’s hella tall and plays hockey or baseball. He’s hella sweet and caring. He’s also hella shy tho and dry in texting but hella cool in person
“Dude Nolan’s hella tall”
Someone who attempts jokes but those jokes fall flat. A 1980s reference to MLB pitcher Nolan Ryan who threw hard strikes. Similarly, a Nolan is trying to crack jokes but striking out.
After a lame attempt at humor... Strike! Wow, Nolan here is throwing gas!
Nolan is a type of guy that takes a basketball away from a kid with down syndrome. He also likes to sweat in every sport and also plays overwatch a lot.