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Normaling

Normaling is the act you perform when you are in an inescapable environment with many other people, and there is absolutely nothing to occupy yourself with. A given person's social skill level, social status, and personality can be immediately determined by the proficiency and style of their normaling.

The goal of normaling is to do nothing in the most socially acceptable, "normal" manner. Very generally, normaling consists of staring at inanimate objects and avoiding eye contact with others; however, this can vary widely between individuals with different normaling proficiencies and is very dependent on the situation at hand.

Here are two examples of appropriate normaling practices:

Ex 1: You're on a plane filled with people. Your phone is dead and you don't want to pay for movies/tv. In this situation, normaling etiquette calls for you to feign sleeping. Close your eyes and lean your head back. Optionally, mix in an occasional snore.

Ex 2: You're in a British Literature class, which, by nature, is boring. The professor grades attendance, so you can't leave. Your professor is also a stickler on having phones out (it's a small class, so he can spot you if you take out your phone). In this case, the common normaling practice is to lean back in your chair, and alternate between staring at the ceiling and walls. Then (and this is crucial), take out your water bottle, and periodically take 0.5-1.5 minute long sips from it every 5-7 minutes.

I don't know about Wes, dude. His normaling on the bus today was off. He kept staring at people, and it was making everyone uncomfortable. He gives off ex-band kid vibes.

Mark seems chill af. His normaling during bio the other day was on point. We should ask him to hang out.

by DanTheWan December 20, 2021


The opposite of normal

A bkitch with a mold on his face name blueduke

I’m normal but anybody name blueduke is the opposite of normal

by A mfc roccstar December 11, 2021


normalality

Something COMPLETELY NORMAL

"why would you do that"
"wa its normal"

"wierdo"
"Normalality man"

by zfig901 October 22, 2018


normal 6th grader

Every other 6th grader but they have a brain, they do the following
-Not vape in the bathrooms
-Not associate with gangs and say swear words
-Dont use the app tiktok as a brainwasher

Props to the 6th graders who are normal as they're the ones you need to be friends with.

The normal 6th graders are really different from your average troublemaking 6th grader -Person -1

by MannyMandle01 March 3, 2024


Religious normalization

The processes by which society establishes new norms, expectations, and standards, and in some cases existing norms and standards are replaced, in regards to what is and is not acceptable in religious settings. These processes happen in various settings including schools, colleges, businesses, churches, news channels, state governments, federal governments, and homes. These processes can greatly impact how people think, act, and behave in various religious situations.

Yuliana: I wish more religions would be more supportive of giving women equal rights and protections.
Winston: Regrettably that may take a while to occur, the amount of time in which religious normalization occurs in many religions is relatively slow. It could take many years for those types of changes to happen, but the process might be accelerated if more national governments gave women equal rights to men, which would help pressure them into doing it.
Yuliana: I just wish it would happen faster.
Winston: We can always hope that some day more religions will be more supportive of women’s right.
Yuliana: I agree. Hopefully some day more of them will.

by Vanguard 1998 May 1, 2021


Normalize,

No? You don't think so?

Hym "What SHOULD we normalize, Michael? OH! I know! How about incest slavery cults? Ope! Wait... It's a little too late for that! Isn't it? Ha!"

by Hym Iam April 2, 2024


normal stays normal

As one aspect stays constant, other aspects will have no reason to change and therefore will not.

"The Knicks suck, why aren't we making any moves?"
"As they say, "normal stays normal"

by henjamindavis March 3, 2019