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Oh, sweet ass it looks like I'm jerking the gerkin.
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A nickname for the overly priced salad/wrap restraunt Salad Works. If you didnt see the sign over the doorway and wander into this shithole, then you find yourself reading off a menu that has $12 salads, Call for help immediately.
Guy 1: "Whats for lunch budddddy?"
Guy 2: "I only have $45. I guess were not going to Salad Jerks"
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A random thought that comes into your head during masturbation of sexual or of non-sexual nature that totally kills your hard-on or prevents ejaculation.
I was jerking off to internet porn and an image of my mom popped into my head and jerk bombed me.
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A genre of music that is pretentious, art-focused indie rock. Fans of jerk indie usually include hipsters and art school students with black rimmed glasses.
modest mouse, sonic youth and hey manna! are jerk indie.
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1. When someone wants clout so they jerk you off, they want clout jerk
2. When someone jerks off the clout to get it (flexes their accomplishments)
fred is posting pictures with his "cool friends"
"Fred just wants that clout jerk"
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A group of people who are all prescribed to the prescription drug Adderall who barrow from ones prescription, when the borrower is out of the drug claiming to "repay" the lender back when their (borrower) prescription is filled. Taking many days, weeks or to never have the intent of repaying the lender.
When you are prescribed the drug adderall you will most likely be inducted in to the circle of jerks
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Someone who seems to take joy in insulting others. Or what your little brother calls you when "butthead" has been used too many times
guy1: this guy right next to me is sooo gay!!!
guy2: stop telling people my buisnise you jerk face!
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