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A holiday before Christmas where you have to sleep at Christmas Eve night, and your parents will buy stuff for you at midnight, not Santa. If you hear your parent(s) say "Santa's watching you," your parent is apparently saying that they will put video surveillance cameras in your room to watch every move you make since Santa isn't real. If you masturbate, you will get presents.
Parent: Santa's watching you. Go sleep at Christmas Eve or he won't give you presents.
Me: Nah, I think that phrase is for little kids.
Parent: well fuck you go give me a rim job
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The two luckiest people in the world. Had hundreds of children and started the entire Earth's population. Used various fetishes like alabama hot pocket and cleaveland steamer
Adj: Meaning "Having sex every night"
N: The two people who, in the catholic religion were the first humans.
Damn those two are Adam and Eve!
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The 2 ducKS that talked to the government face to face and through phones to tell a message about how jesus or some one is or was a piece of shit
Adam and eve made the Corona virus with their Never ending love. but can't do shit including the rest of the world
The nicest study tuber to ever come out of Gen Z. She helped me get through my GCSEs and was always there for me! OMD EVE I WOULD DIE FOR YOU!
On Dec 31 when the ball drops you start smoking pot in a circle trying to say happy new year while exhaling smoke.
great time to share your Stoner resolutions with your friends
everyone was coughing and laughing that we almost missed the ball dropping on T.V. lucky we turn up the volume and sparked another bowl. Happy Stoners eve
A eve-girl is the opposite stereotype of a Tom Boy. A metrosexual male who looks like a man but acts like the stereotypical female.
An eve-girl is your boyfriend asking his female girlfriend her opinion on what he should wear out tonight; usually looks better than his girlfriend on a night out.