hoes mad

statistics show that 1 out of every 3 hoes are indeed mad. and i’m not mad. and my friend becky who likes to talk real sexy isn’t mad (she’s a nasty bitch tho). so that means that the 3rd hoe is you. you are the mad hoe we have been talking about. who hurt you. why so mad hoe?

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Mad-love

It means love, but in a different kinda way. It refers to someone close to you, a friend, a family member who is described as someone who looks out for you, shows you love, is down for you, someone who's got actual love in from their hearts to show you. They could be a somebody or a group of somebody's which are typically real close families and friends.

Auntie could me and homies crash at your pad tonight ??

Of course mijo! I got mad-love for you !

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moving mad

Moving crazy and without no reason

girl 1: I set his clothes on fire
girl 2: looool ur moving mad

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Methane Madness

The belief that your own farts smell good and also categorizing them according to their smell.

For example, Methane Madness is categorized into five types of farts.

Category 1-Train Smoke
Category2-Sewer Stench
Category3-Orange Blossom Special
Category 4-Acid Burn
Category 5-Soft Serve (aka wet fart)

mad pussyish

to act like a total faggot, a huge pussy; a sissy or wimp

Ben: I'm not stealing that niggers foodstamps!

Me: Whatever! That's mad pussyish.

mad wi' it

Totally drunk, absolutely wasted. Indigineous to east kilbride, this phrase comes from a ned (non educated deliquent). In english this term would be "mad with it," but this does have the same effect as the scottish slang version. If you go on a night out in scotland, you will be mad wi' it

You threw up! You are mad wi' it!

Mad real

Mad real is slang for, along the lines of, definite or for sure. Mad means "alot", real meaning "keeping it true".

The love for him is mad real.

I got yall Im mad real.

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