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A Scottish knights duel is when two men both put on metal chastity cages and decide to duke it out by slamming then against each others dick and balls in the chastity cages two cause pain, it ends when one man decides to quit out for one reason or another
John: Want to have a Scottish knights duel?
Justin: Hell yeah! Ill grab the chastity cages
Usually a family very close either living in Scotland or separated across the world. Full of energetic drunks warriors, the most mental people you will ever meet.
That Scottish family who live 5mins away, they’re absolute raj.
When a man pulls down his pants and flaps his penis side to side at a person or persons.
After taking 7 shots, he gave us the old scottish wave before leaving the bar!
When someone pulls out their penis and flaps it side to side at people.
He gave us the old scottish wave as he left the bar.
Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
A well and good raw beating garnished with an extremely hard hit to the genitals
In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.
Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.
I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial