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Cum on a sandwich and feed to your dad
"Gave me old man a Scottish Sanga on the weekend"
Cum on some bread then feeding it to your dad
Gave me old man a scottish sanga
A sexual act where the male, whilst in a woman beings her to his chest and begins to spin while headbutting her till she falls uncioncous. Then the male continues to have intercourse with her untill done.
Joe: "Did you see the state of steph this morning? She must have got a Scottish Turner."
When turds are left in the bed after Anal sex
Vlad and my Uncle David left a few Scottish Dumplings in my bed after a vigorous ass humping
When you go down on a girl with a tie clip on your nose and accidentally rip out parts of her uterus...
I gave the Mrs a Scottish snorkel dive last night and had to pick the remnants of her uterian wall off my tie clip afterwards
a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza
Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!