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He looks like a fucking dork.
Hym "Your husband is a dork Megyn and I could beat him up."
Cooler version of a boyfriend, like a game upgrade, but with a ring and stuff
-Karen, will you be my wife?
- you will only be my husband when you actually give me a REAL ring, not those candy ones!
-But...Banana flavour
- I DONT EVEN LIKE BANANA BRANDON
- ...You like mine.
- shut up peanut.
A delivery driver who will dick you down and make you pasta.
“My food was exceptionally on time earlier when my husband came to my work after I requested lunchies.”
A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.
Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.