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For programming geeks only - How a Chinese chef/computer programmer ends an SQL Select Query

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Where item like "General Tsao%"
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a number 1

When you need to take a piss.

I'm going for a number 1

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number 81

Taking a piss in a urinal with your Pants all the way down to your ankles

I walked into a public restroom in this fat ass was taking A Number 81 with his pants down to his around his ankles

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Number 2

Another word for poop

Uh-oh! I gotta go number 2!

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Number 0

To sneak off to the bathroom pretending to relieve yourself, but instead, using the private time to send text messages to your secret lover on your cell phone.

I stepped away from dinner with the family to take a Number 0. My wife never suspected a thing.

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Number 12

Cock

Random Man: Hey Dude What's Number 12
Other Random Man: Cock

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Wrong number

when ya call ya bro like sup nigga wann play som battle vs chess but its actually your wife your callin so shes like whata hell y aint u at ya job

ay am sorry bro wrong numbereno

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