Nooky Number

A Nooky Number is the times that you've, well, done the Nooky, aka the dirty deed. And not counting how many times you've done it total, but rather your nooky number is how many people you've had sex with. Good advice: Men don't wanna know your nooky number past ten. Bad advice: thinking a nooky number past one hundred will get you laid cuz you have "experience"

Katy: So, what's your nooky number??
Patrick: oh, i've been around the block a couple times... Gotta say it's about twelve or so.
Katy: Oh that's so cuteee! That was totally what mine was a couple months back, and then it totally doubled!

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Order By Number

For programming geeks only - How a Chinese chef/computer programmer ends an SQL Select Query

Select * from menu
Where item like "General Tsao%"
ORDER BY NUMBER

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number 81

Taking a piss in a urinal with your Pants all the way down to your ankles

I walked into a public restroom in this fat ass was taking A Number 81 with his pants down to his around his ankles

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Number 2

Another word for poop

Uh-oh! I gotta go number 2!

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Number 0

To sneak off to the bathroom pretending to relieve yourself, but instead, using the private time to send text messages to your secret lover on your cell phone.

I stepped away from dinner with the family to take a Number 0. My wife never suspected a thing.

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Wrong number

when ya call ya bro like sup nigga wann play som battle vs chess but its actually your wife your callin so shes like whata hell y aint u at ya job

ay am sorry bro wrong numbereno

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Order By Number

The way you order food in a chinese restaurant.

I wanted the mushu but the lady wanted me to Order by number!!!

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