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The best seasoning on the face of the Earth. Used for crabs, shrimp, fish, vegetables, chicken, french fries and basically anything edible.
If you're not from Maryland you probably don't know what it is.
MD Student 1: WTF? They didn't put Old Bay on the fries today!
MD Student 2: Don't worry, I always carry some with me.
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an old soul is a person who doesn’t feel they fit in with people their age, they usually don’t have many friends... they also are interested in older eras & antiques. they believe they had past lives, and they really miss their previous lives. old souls also are not interested in today’s technology since they feel it’s unnecessary, and they just prefer the old ways of doing things. old souls are usually very wise and feel spiritually connected to the past. they are very nice, but don’t be offended if they don’t seem to like you. they just aren’t interested in people, and don’t understand their own generation.
this is coming from a fellow old soul ;)
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When a women is giving you oral sex and you piss in her mouth she proceeds to yell and scream at you.
i gave that shameless hussie the old yellar last night
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An O.G or someone who has cashed out before from yahoo
Someone who has seen Money from Fraud previously
Old Taker don sell him PS5 e talk say life is not game
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A store where anyone can find affordable and fashionable clothes. They aren't super-high quality but they are an ideal place to shop if you have kids who will be outgrowing their clothes. More tasteful than Walmart and Kmart, comparable in price to Target- although if you watch Old Navy's endless clearances, you can get all kinds of pants, shirts, sandals etc, for less than $5, often less than $3! ( Nice stuff, too, not just weird stuff they couldn't sell or extreme sizes.)
I work there and I don't have kids but I always come home with a bagful of clearance stuff for my nieces and nephews. Right now, we have at least three packed-full racks of women's summer clothing for 0.97 cents, from sizes xsmall through xxlarge. That's cheaper than any thrift store around here! I've got size six capri pants for $1.97. Now tell me, how is that preppy?
Maybe the clothes lack orignality- well, it's a damn chain store people, what do you expect? All you people out there who try to be noncomformists...do you think YOU are being original by not comforming? hahaha... do you not even see that not comforming is it's own trend?
poser1: Old Navy is where all the rich preps get their 6.99 thermal hoodies.
poser2:Yeah, let's go to Hot Topic and get a thermal hoodie there. They're $17 at Hot Topic, but at least we'll be supporting er... Hot Topic... in the... uh...mall.
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An elderly lass, who by an odd occurrence swallowed a fly. Reasoning that it would be prudent to dispose of the fly as soon as possible, this old lady promptly swallowed a spider. However, she soon found that the arachnid would wriggle and tickle inside of her. Attempting to rid herself of it, the lady swallowed a bird. Presumably a smaller variety, as birds can grow to be quite large. Regardless, the fruitless adventure continued. The lady then swallowed a cat. The feral beast undoubtedly caused a great deal of discomfort on the way down, prompting the lady to take a drastic course of action. Desperate to rid herself of the newfound perplexity, she swallowed an entire cow. How in the world she managed to do this is beyond anyone's comprehension. It would appear very clear that the entirety of this problem could have been avoided if the madam had simply kept her mouth shut. Regardless, the unfortunate saga continued. The lady, obviously very near death, deemed it necessary to get rid of the cow. She swallowed a horse. The internal rupture of her organs became too great at this point, and the lady passed away in great agony.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: An Old Lady died, dude.
Person 2: Oh shit! How?
Person 1: She swallowed a fly
Person 2: n00b
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