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When you make fun of somebody names Thomas and you just roast him all fucking day. Toxic Thomas
Can’t wait to make fun of Thomas on toxic Tuesday.
When you take home the oldest stripper at the bar. A federal holiday for men who are unemployed, broke, and got no place to live. Like taco tuesday, just no tacos and all sadness.
Ed was living in a van down by the river but then his Tina Tuesday came when he hooked up with the 82 year old at the strip club.
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When you shove a fistful of ghost peppers in someone’s asshole and fistfuck furiously for hours until prolapse. Pioneered by Discord moderators.
Alvin Chipmunk: Chipette just gave me a spicy Tuesday in front of 3,000 twitch followers and I feel like a girl now. Better to take it in the ass than be taken by the ass, right?
Simon Chipmunk: Every day we stray further from God’s light. I pray for another flood.
Theodore Chipmunk: Are you gonna eat the peppers?
A day of the week in which it is mandatory that one drink thirty two ounce beers from your local booze store.
Mondays suck, Wednesday is hump day, Thursday is almost Friday, but still there is a day left without designation of greatness....what do I do with a shitty tuesday? "Bro, its not just tuesday, its Thirty-Tuesday. Lets grab some 32 ouncers and get shitty."
It's when you wake up from partying hard on Monday.
Yo I had a bad toilet Tuesday last week. That porta-potty was ratchet.
When the waiting staff at a restaurant say they will give you straws at least twice and forgets the straws every time.
"I'm so thirsty, where are the straws? I can't believe we're getting Ruby Tuesday'd right now!"