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A fireplace that you can afford
" Dude, nice candle."
" Thanks, wanna roast marshmallows?"
" Totally
a portable device capable of cooking a medium child to an extent
pass me the candle these children will thaw out if we dont roast thum now
Cigarette; cigar; any cylindrical object that can be lit and smoked.
My mom came into my room and asked why it smelled like smoke. I told her I was lighting a candle.
When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.
I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday
The act of farting in a hot tub
"Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."
Lighting a candle refers to someone farming in a hot tub
"Dude, did you just light a candle?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time."