your date's here

1. For women, it means it's time to start getting ready to leave.
2. For men, it's time to kiss your money goodbye!

1. Mother: Your date's here!
Daughter: Ok, tell him I'm going to get ready.
Mother: She'll be 45 minutes.

2. Roomate: Your date's here!
Guy: *sniff* I'm going to miss having a bank account...

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this nigga right here

A nigga that is in the same place as you and getting on your last nerve.

Boy: aye let me have some

Girl: if this nigga right here don't get out my damn face talking bout can he have some smh

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I hate it here

You most likely hate life in general or just the earth or the universe but you hate it somewhere

Me:I hate it here
My friend: where
Me: everywhere

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here comes the heater

yelled by opponents in half-life 2 death match

"here comes the heater!!"
"thats a radiator, idiot!"
*BLAM!!*

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I hate it here

Used to express disgust, cringe, confusion, or outright bad vibes. Used my mostly short Selena Gomez stans.

(Sees that it’s 8:30 when you were lazy all day) “OMG that’s crazy I hate it here”

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insert name here

An expression used to refer to a person whose name one forgets or simply cannot bring oneself to care about.

Man 1: That was insert name here.

Man 2: Yup.

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[insert word here]

{CLASSIFIED INFORMATION}

insert word here

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