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The abbreviation, “omw” but typed from an iPhone with the default keyboard shortcut.
Guy 1 (texting): aight I’m On my way!
Guy 1: shit, I just meant to say omw
Guy 2: rip
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an individual who belongs to you.
the entire american population under the u.s. government.
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The one person your very existence seems to revolve around which you will most likely forget about after a couple of months.... Y'know... Unless you actually ARE in love with this person.... Which you're screwed unless you grow a pair and talk to them!!!
Man, how am I supposed to get over my crush???
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My manisha, she's beautiful beyond definition. She's a wonder to the world. She is like the cool, soothing breeze and warm, comforting embrace of a rainy day. She will fill your monotone life with so many beautiful colors that you never realized existed. Her smile is so precious; it’s as though the warmth and twinkle of all the stars in the universe were put into her smile. You would want to do anything for her, just to see her smile. She's beautiful in every way- when she has her head held up high with a gleam in her utterly beautiful eyes filled with pride or when she shies away from your eyes. She will make you feel things you would have never felt before. She is a beautiful leader, a wonderful friend, and human being, who makes you realize that home is not any place but her heart where you feel cherished and warm. Her presence is always felt, and her personality is as beautiful as a sunshower - such a gorgeous phenomenon; a perfect mix of golden sunshine and dark solitude that makes July skies blush. She will make you feel butterflies in your heart and fill every inch of your soul with the warmth of orange autumn skies. It’s hard to find people like my manisha, she’s one of a kind. She is the embodiment of a crescent moon’s smile on a dark night. She makes life beautiful.
I think my manisha was born in winter because the universe saved a year's worth of warmth and put it all into her.
A wireless internet connection used without the owner's permission or knowledge.
My wireless router broke, but luckily I could still get online with my neighbor's not-my-fi.
When u have a hot babe touching your fat cock. and it will be hella spicy
Him: GAWD BITCH JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
her: UAHHAHUAGHAUUHAUAHU