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The redneck version of Chuck Norris. He is more recognizable, respectable, and more omnipotent. He does not date ugly women, even sugar mamas. He can imbibe an infinite amount of beer before he becomes drunk. He is an exellent golfer, the best in whichever state he is currently occupying. He was in Korea, even if he's in his 20's or his 90's. He knows more about every single SEC football team than everyone else in the world. He becomes an owner of a pub simply by drinking there. He usually has a shrill, nigh feminine laugh, but a staredown that will make your head explode. He is probably only about 5 feet and a half tall, but he'd wipe the floor with your candy-tail. He should have a tattoo on one of his arms (usually right), which is always a dangerous creature, that comes alive and strikes at his command. He can kill you by drinking himself to your death. He hates blacks, but his GMC truck is sittin' on twenty-fo' dubbs. And if you say anything to him about it, he will erase your existence from ever having happened. He is more man than you could ever believe. His father most likely had the name of a dog. He killed Koreans for a living. He uses babies as gasoline. He has pink short-shorts. They're awesome.
You: My God!
Randy Black: Actually, just call me Randy
Randy Black: Beer sobers me.
Randy Black: Mas cervesas, barmaid!
Randy Black: Yes, I myself am rhetorical.
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Sexual arousal generated by fucking over a poor person.
"I just kicked that homeless guy's change cup into the gutter, and I am feeling a little Ayn Randy. Say Buffy, maybe we should retire to the Hummer for a quickie?"
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An old male pornstar who gets to bone the hottest young females in the world.
I would like to see Randy West fight Peter North to prove who is more man. Then the winner of that match can face Ron Jeremy.
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The act of buying a plane ticket to a desired destination and upon arrival, stiff arm the first person that gets in your way while proclaiming "Get the fuck out of my way, dont talk back to me." Then proceed to track down the youngest female family member of this person and destroying her vagina and asshole via rough penis RAMMAGE!"
Dont fuck around with randy johnson
"No, honey, I cant go to Tommie's recital, I planned this Randy Johnson month ago."
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a beautiful girl who i have never met in my life, but know a lot about shes a rich girl who goes to wheatly highschool, and will most likley get a BMW for her 16th birth day.
Randi fuchs lives in a rich town where pretty much everykid is spoiled and has a Mac
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An extreme form of homosexuality, this is the gayest you get.
Origins from a poor gay boy named Randy.
"I found Randy having buttsechs with his uncle yesterday.."
"Gay Randy?"
"You betcha"
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When you mix cocaine and adderall
Friend One- "I got a gram of cocaine."
Friend Two- "I got an adderall!"
Friend Three- "YES!"
Friend Four- "YES!"
Friend Five- "YES!"
Friend Six- "That's a Dirty Randy!"
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