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A chill ass mother fucker who gets dome all day, plays COD, has his bitch make sandwiches, plays lax, shotguns Natty, and lights up a doobie everyday.
That bro's life is so fuckin chill. I wish i was as chill as him.
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Mostly white males generally ranging in age from mid teens to mid thirties. A Bro can usually be identified by his flat billed baseball cap, sunglasses, t-shirt with a large logo, lack of shirt, shorts, black socks and puffy shoes. Bro's often have many leg, arm, chest and back tattoos. The early Bro's had what is commonly known as a tribal tattoo. As Bro's have evolved so have their tattoos. Their tattoos are now obtained to express pride for their name, names of their offspring, city of origin or brands they have an affection for. Large populations of Bro's can be found in the Inland Empire. Scientists believe the Bro likes the Inland Empire because of it's proximity to beaches, mountains, deserts, "the river" and trashy people. Bro's are easily offended and should always be approached with caution. Bro's tend to choose one or more Bro Ho (see Bro Ho) as their mate. Bro's are generally of equal or lesser intelligence to their chosen mate but the Bro tends to believe that not only is he more intelligent than his mate but he is more intelligent than every other human being. The Bro's over sized ego is often the cause of conflict in the Bro's relationship to the Bro Ho. This conflict often cause loud fights between the Bro and Bro Ho. These fights are just part of the Bro mating ritual and it is best to avoid getting involved.
Bro bro ho tribal tattoo trashy inland empire
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hot lax player. constantly says the word "chill". talks about f-ing girls and getting "dome" aka "head". almost on a daily base wears a lax pinney. believes they can get any girl. has "flow" aka long hair. wears long socks with sneakers or adidas flip flops. only drinks natty for alcohol.
yo bro, i know. he is so chill
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French Moroccan Jewish male, 16-25 years of age. Bros tend to be seen driving their mom's white BMW, wearing pink V-neck shirts, $200 Ed Hardy belts and ridiculously expensive jeans. In addition, many younger bros enjoy sporting the current hairstyle known as the "Brohawk".
Bros often prefer to hang out, or "chill", in large packs consisting of 6-12 males, but may include 3 or less females known as Bro Hoes.
Historic distribution of Wild Bros included large North American cities such as Detroit, Toronto, and West Philadelphia. However, due to an increase in the illegal Canadian tablecloth trade, the Wild Bro population has changed drastically in recent years, and has moved to cities including Montreal an the Mexican capital of Los Angeles.
Bros live for 17-28 years in the wild, while in captivity they can live longer than 30 years. In the wild, Bros seldom live longer than 20 years, as injuries sustained from continual fighting, or starting "beef", with rival Bros greatly reduces their longevity.
In 2007, Michael Bensassoun suceeded his father, Shalom Bensassoun, as Bro King. King Michael and his wife, Audrey, currently reside in the de facto Bro capital of Hampstead.
In addition to their hardcore way of life, Bros also have a distinctive dialect very similar to that of the English language. Ex:
Benjamin: Yo bro-bro, that party last night was intense. Them bitches like legit wanted to suck our dicks an' shit.
Evan: Bro, like legit, bro. But those Cambodians fags totally tried to start beef wit' us
Benjamin: Bro, I scared them Chinkies away wit' my mad boarding skillz.
Evan: Ye bro, nobody fucks wit' da B-Man!
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(n.) A male who will often enjoy "broing" with other "bros." Known for joining fraternities and shopping at Hollister and other "bro" stores. Tend to wear tight shirts and enjoy getting drunk or high often. Typically much worse than they seem to think at playing musical instruments. Musical tastes include modern rock, ska, and anything that sounds good while buzzed.
Also used as a term for a good friend.
Every store in the mall is going bro!!!
Boy 1 - Have you ever actually seen a sober bro?
Boy 2 - Yeah, once...
Boy 1 - No way! Where??
Boy 2 - No wait...no....no I haven't.
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A bro is almost always a white teenage boy. The title 'bro' probably emerges from the 'brotherly' nature of such people. They are usually impossibly close friends with a small group of males, said to be as close as 'brothers.' Hence the term 'bro.' They typically lose the title of 'bro' when going on to college or other auspices of 'pwnage' or '0wnage.' However, this is a sad irony considering many bros have been born and raised in the same environment their whole life and as such are well-taken care of ninnies who work out alot and obsess about their appearance. Therefore, they do not often advance to a genuine 'college' setting.
A bro is typically seen sporting all the latest and most expensive brands of clothing. A bro will make his parents go to the furthest extent of financial deploritude to pay for such clothing. Bros almost inevitably end up dating bitches, who are usually pretty hot. But, more or less on the mental level of an insect. However, their extreme 'hotness' redeems them from any serious character scrutiny, and actually boosts the social position of the bro they have chosen to date.
Overall, a bro will conform to the extremest extent of fashion, behavior, humor, and religious beliefs or moral values of their immediate community, mostly from fear or failure to critically think.
A good example of a bro would be Spencer Pratt; he is exceptionally good-looking, also exceptionally retarded and has a skill for getting his ass kicked by Al Roker. Also, he is a good example because his girlfriend is hot, and very, very stupid. Together they are known as Speidi. (Heidi+Spencer)
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