Corporate Deuce

A dump taken at work while on the clock. Getting paid to take a shit. A.K.A. C2

Time to take my daily corporate deuce.

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juice deuce

diarrhea. Getting diarrhea. (drop a deuce)

After eating taco bell I sat down for a massive juice deuce.

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tres-deuce

32 oz container of beer.

Pass me another tres-deuce of Bud, I'm gettin' wasted tonight.

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tele-deuce

The act of pooping while talking on the phone.

I hate it when people take a tele-deuce while in a public restroom.

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chuck a deuce

The act of greeting another person, basically saying hello in a more ghetto fabulous way. A deuce is chucked when you hold your middle and index fingers like a peace sign, sideways with knuckles showing to whomever you are greeting.

Great way to show respect, say hello, greet anothe from a distance.

Derrick T. would always chuck a deuce to his set as he drove out of the parking lot.

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Drop a deuce

To void feces from the bowels: to defecate, to "take a shit."

("deuce" comes from the commonly used "number 2")

I'll be right back, I gotta drop a deuce.

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chunk the deuce

1. to literally throw up the peace sign as in saying "later"
2. term used to say 'i'm outtie"
also throw the deuce
deuces

1. He chunked up the deuce to his boys as he left the house.
2. I had to chunk the deuce early to that gay ass party last night.

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