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a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna
i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.
A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.
Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.
Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.
A very janky broom. Commonly seen broken in half and/or missing many bristles used by single young men living alone
Where’d you put the floor brush?
Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.
Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.
Somebody with big and ugly feet. Bonus if they have unclipped toenails,
“my roommate doesn’t put on any house shoes and just walks around the place barefoot. I have to strain myself not to tell him “Bro. Put those floor stompers away””
a phrase describing a situation where something bad happened only because something good happened.
Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.
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it is a euphamism for shame, guilt, maddening consequences; stemming from "A tell tale heart," by Edgar Allen Poe, where in he describes the agony of conscience. The murderer places the victim under the floorboards and drives himself crazy by imagining his heart beating through the wood.
Hey yo, every since I stole that lady's purse I've been having the door in the floor!
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