Grass Monkeys

Small monkeys that eat baby kittens. They hide in the grass and are invisible to the naked eye.

Mommy my kitten is being attacked by Grass Monkeys!!!

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grass eating

The lowest level of bribery, generally associated with breaking the law i.e. dirty cop/agent/attourney. This could be as simple as taking free food and coffee from local eateries and turning a blind eye to there less than stellar activities or keeping confiscated goods without raising any flags or perpatrating the offenders.
Referred to by this name because the parties invovled are not making significant exchanges of worth but more like grazing off the top.

Chubbs has been grass eating for years, it was only a matter of time before he got on Noreaga's take.

cop1: "You need to cut that grass eating shit out Pat, you are going to get the whole force in some shit."
cop2: "Relax, no one is going to miss one zipper when we turn in the two kilos..."

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snake in the grass

(eBay terminology) Someone who watches an auction but doesn't bid until the last minute.

As long as there isn't a snake in the grass, that voodoo doll is mine!

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ass grass

The hair on a person's ass.

He really needs to shave that ass grass off.

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penis grass

the short and curlys around the cock n' balls

I took the clippers to my penis grass and now it looks like a golf course putting green, flag and all

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Grass Dump

A senior project that makes a mockery of the spirit of the college of engineering. More specifically, when a team takes a used dirt trailer and installs a hydraulics kit on it. Often a Sivy is assigned to do FEA on it, which is doubtful to happen even if he says it has.

Me: What's your senior project?
Rob: Grass Dump
Me: What's that?
Rob: A piece of shit
Me: Oh, so THAT was your grass dump

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grass nigger

Referring to a Native American

That grass nigger he got out of the reservation

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