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A phrase to let someone know that they have stolen your joke right after you said it, and potentially generated more laughs than you did.
<origin> After a game of volleyball someone says 'jump the net' nobody hears it so someone else repeats the joke a bit louder and gets a lot of laughs...
e.g.
Shaun: The female wookies are the ones with brazilian's
Craig (louder): The female wookies are the ones with brazilian's
Everyone: hehehehehehe, good one Craig!
Shaun (to Craig): Jump the net...
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The delay experienced as news moves from the internet to newpapers magazines and television. News appears first in the fastest, unintermediated media like blogs and wiki's. All other media are slower, hence the lag. The surprise you feel when you read todays newspaper after surfing the web, and you realize it yesterday's news.
"Hey jimmy, stop reading newspaper or you'll get netlag".
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Taking a sequence of hits from a gravity bong(also known as a gb or "tube", hence the name.) This comes from the North Jersey dialect for taking a hit from a gravity bong as "ripping a tube." Therefore, ripping more than one tube in a row is called "surfing the net" because after all, the internet is really just a series of tubes.
A: Hey, are you ripping another? How many is that?
B: This'll be my second.
A: Oh snap, you'll be surfing the net soon.
B: Hold on, I have to log on.
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When you have unsaved work and your window closes itself down.
I was making a game level and I was net raped
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An imaginary megalopolis comprising of ten cities, the largest one and the geographical middle city being Autumn View~Sol Duc,(1806) thus is the cause for the name of the network of cities. When one is referring to the entire network of cities he/she would use The term " AVSD Net ". The ten cities, located on the entire eastern and part of the southern seabord on the island of Sicily, Italy, are known as (South to North) West Hampton, Dinolvani West, Syracuse, Ridge, Autumn View~Sol Duc, Hazelnut Haven, Cherry Hills, Cedar Crest, Sterling, and Sterling Point. The entire conglomeration of cities, including surrounding suburbs, is home to more than 33 million people, making the AVSD Net the most dense city in the world. Syracuse is the oldest town in the AVSD Net and was founded in 1802. One major highway,the International Sicilian Highway (ISH) connects the ten cities. The reason for the "I" in ISH is because West Hampton and Dinolvani West are technically cities of Italy While the other cities are a territory of the U.S., known as The Communities of the Puerrtonn Bay.
I live in Potomac Woods of AVSD.
I wish Taduza Cilvani and Valencia Gortovi weren't exclusive to only the AVSD Net.
The roads in The AVSD Net are so tiny in some places, accidents are ver frequent in Centre Village.
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An illness that can be contracted by perlongled usage, physical contact, or fornication with the internet.
Frank had to be neutered to get rid of his net flu.
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When a male's testicles hanging low enougth for the scrotom is touching or under the water while that male is using the bathroom for #2.
Dude, I hate having a Fishing Net while im on the toilet.
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